Nice game! It took me 4 attempts to beat the air hockey stage (I'm genuinely amazed at how you made a good air hockey AI! All the ones i've seen anywhere else are trash and i beat them very easily, but this one made me actually sweat a little!) and another 4 to beat the boss. The boss, by the way, is really cool! I was very surprised by the gore-y horror-y turn the game had, it caught me off-guard! But although it was fun, it could be improved.

For example, the dash mechanic isn't taught anywhere (btw for people who are wondering, you can dash if you hold Z and move at the same time. But you can't dash diagonally) ! WHYY?? It's genuinely such a cool mechanic and such a lifesaver! Yet you don't even know about it unless you accidentally stumble upon it! The air hockey AI doesn't even use it!!! So it's just hidden in the fog of mystery! Unless, of course, you look at the description, but nobody does, som they don't accidentally spoil the game. On that note, about the AI, it's not bad, i said it already, but there's something that bugged me all the time: when i scored and the AI went first, it always shot in one direction, which is very strange and it's a disadvantage for the AI, considering you'd wanna be more unpredictable to win the game.

The controls were also a bit wacky at times, the ball is always faster than the player, so, to quote a stranger on twitter: "chasing after a ping-pong ball is wildly dehumanizing", but in this case, it's the circle thingey (idk what it's called).

The dialogue was weird and made me feel like we don't know way much than we know, or to put in other words, the game has lore but there's no way to find it, which makes me sad. This game has so much potential for lore! Like, who is our opponent on the air hockey stage, what's his story, where did he come from,who's the red gooey boss at the end, who made him (there's no way he just became like that! On second thoughts, no, maybe something did make him that way, in which case, what is that thing that made him so big, evil and gooey?), why does he have children, what's the outside world in the game like, etc. . So many unanswered questions!

And about the big red jelly boss guy, he also has some issues. Like, his hitboxes are very janky. E.g. i hit his head sometimes, but he doesn't take damage, or that we actually don't know how to beat him! I accidentally hit his head after i hit his children (lmao if this was voiced this woud've been such a funny clip to take out of context), so i di9dn't knwo how to beat him at first.

Also, there's basically no replayability. You could maybe add levels, and a speedrun mechanic, and stuff, but idk how to design games well, so that's on you to figure out lol.

Other than that, awesome game! Love the little undertale reference when you transition to the bossfight (like, the undertale barrier is very similar to that cutscene haha), and the music choices are absolutely remarkable!

I think i chose a very cool game that has SOOO MUCH POTENTIAL for my first game on ng (in other words, your game was the first ever game i played on newgrounds, congrats! :D), i'd love it if you made a sequel! Overall, a solid 4.5/5 stars!

P. S. I wonder how long has ng not seen long and detailed reviews like this lmfao

Nice remix of ultimate destruction! The intro is amazing, the pad at the start is really fitting, and the snare is an amazing buildup for the main part of the song! The kick is really cool too, but when it hits the lowest part of its midi (like at 0:34 for example) it kinda becomes... weird but in bad kind of way. It's ok though, as it doesn't affect the song that much. The section at 1:22 is a nice break, which leads us into the second best part of the song imo it's the best part, but afaik in jumpstyle terminology it doesn't matter which part is better, it's what part comes after what part. I might be wrong though, i'm new to this genre lol)! A change of lead is nice, but i would also change the kick, and maybe the samples too, but the samples aren't as crucial. The outtro is pretty nice as well, though i don't like the piano, imo it doesn't really fit, but that's just me. Overall, i give this a whopping 7 stars, nice song bro <3 No wonder it made the numbers it did on SC, it's a pretty damn good song! :D

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME CONTRIBUTE, CRIMSON!!! Late happy pride month to all the lgbtq+ people, y'all are genuinely one of the nicest and kindest people i know! <3 This collab's idea is one of the best i have ever seen to be honest, and this issue really needs to be talked about a lot more in song form.

My part is definitely one of the worse ones though, in comparison, i am so sorry to disappoint... I am still a beginner, i promise that i will make better stuff in the future! I have tried my best to replicate the feeling of being in a pride parade, being free of the chains of judgement that society has put on you, and just genuinely having a good time being yourself. (Can you tell i've never been to one, sadly?..)

Btw there's a morse code somewhere in my part, hidden in plain sight... Are you uneployed enough to find it and decode it? >:)

Electroman Adventures did NOT deserve to be done like this 😭🙏 you know it's bad when i use fuckin emojis in my review lol

The beat is extremely repetitive and unnatural, which is VERY bad for a rock song. The vocals aren't really needed. Besides, they barely can even called vocals: it's just someone talking over Waterflame's beat, while cringely yelling "electroman" 28 times. The story doesn't even go anywhere! It's just "oh this kids dad died and the kid got hit by lightning and he can now control electricity i guess. now he wants to kill the guys who killed his dad but uuhh idk bro i'm too lazy to finish the story lol".

The song is trying to surf the waves of Electroman Adventure's success. The thing is though, there are no waves, it doesn't have even the slightest clue how to surf, it's just standing on a wood plank in its back yard in Oklahoma while in the middle of a tornado, getting hit by multiple flying objects. It feels like they held Waterflame at gunpoint to make this, then paid Audidactic and pftq to finish it for some reason. It is NOT good.

Throw tomatoes at me, i don't care. You're wasting food and i'm just gonna eat them mid-flight. I am giving this a 2.5, you can REALLY do better, WF. You are one of the most talented edm producers of all time in my opinion, you have proven multiple times that you can EASILY create ASTOUNDING songs which can easily become certified hood classics and be known in the general publivc even outside of the WF fanbase, GD fanbase, and hell, even the EDM fanbase in general. Please do that.

"You will be rewarded with a пятилетка"
А может не надо? 😅

В любом случае, классный фанарт, обожаю кантриболзы :D Слева направо у нас: Грузия, вроде бы Туркменистан, Молдова, Литва, Латвия, Эстония, Украина, РСФСР, Беларусь, Армения (а где нижняя красная часть? Я чуть азербайджан не сказал ахаха), Азербайджан, Вроде бы Казахстан, Такджикистан, Узбекистан, Кыргызстан. Господи, я их забыл, мне надо подучиться этим летом, но вроде все правильно)

Обе картинки просто охрененнейшие, на первой звездное небо так хорошо нарисовано, что кажется, что они под настоящим небом, и такое чувство будто они все вместе владеют миром XD А между прочим почти так и было, стран второго мира была довольно много на удивление. А на 2-ой картинке изобретения на фоне такие милые))) В общем, отличная работа, автор, ждем больше таких же офигенных работ. Обнимашке тебе из Армении քույրիկս, заслуженные 5 звезд <3

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